Jess · 22 · NY · taken

I have an amazing boyfriend.

I'm happier than I have ever been in my entire life.

ask + my face + personal + random

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via fuckmestupid)

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itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

There’s as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, each of us, a little universe.

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos (via colehemianrapsody)

(Source: ckerouac, via strawberryqtq)

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sweeneyway:

to join the black parade
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raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter, via tontonbomb)

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#workflo #Professional #thattiedoe 
Right, staceyk87 ?
staceyk87:

Still at 75 gone 50 to go but I’ve been getting back on track and I’m starting focus t25 and the 21 day fix this week

We all know that’s McDonald’s dasani, turn down.

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via slothsinslowmotion)

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: macklemack, via slothsinslowmotion)

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vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L… and like…I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something
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