there is no friendship in mario kart
it’s all fun and games until somebody picks rainbow road.
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
jayeski asked: you're so cute and tan and pretty and perfect and amazing and lovable and funny and smart and i love your fucking guts.
I fucking love youuuu. :)
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
Everyone’s got a gay cousin.
If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.