Jess · 23 · NY · taken

I have an amazing boyfriend.

I'm happier than I have ever been in my entire life.

michaeldirnt:

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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there it is, the joke we have all been waiting for…

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sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

Anonymous said: Your blog sucks

gnarly:

get out me blog

 

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luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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jeauxlyne:

Steal the look!

Gucci Cupcake Top - $345.89
Justice! Flare Jeans - $23.99
Dolce & Gabbana Hair Scrunchies - $876.44
Heely’s - $133.21
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okayn0:

yum :)

Yaaaasssssss
sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegreatbarcia]


it wasn’t a phase

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

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suspicious-lookingplant:

beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

oh god has it been that long

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