Jess · 23 · NY · taken

I have an amazing boyfriend.

I'm happier than I have ever been in my entire life.



if ur ever mad bc starbucks spelt ur name wrong just remember the starbucks guy wrote jonathan on my cup . my name is leah

Are you suuure they didn’t just give you the wrong cup?


im never pausing an mcr video ever again
Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them. Anonymous  (via 010811)

(Source: stayy-for-tonight, via the--false-shepard)


i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

dennys:WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?is nothing sacred to you Denny’s?

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.



Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing


Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”

(via xaannaax)




What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?


(via thats-so-meme)



do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

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