Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
Typing is really weird like I’ll be in lowercase typing normally then I hit cAPS LOCK AND I SPEED UP LIKE VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKER
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
im laughing histerically right now
vanilla extract smells so right but tastes so wrong
just like play doh
life is full of so much deception and trickery
I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
current mood: tamagotchi after it poops
if I ever commit a murder I’m blaming this post
im worried about dennys
we’re worried you’re worrying about the wrong things
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser