my-wintersoldier:

connorsrockinbooty:

there is no friendship in mario kart

it’s all fun and games until somebody picks rainbow road.

(Source: keepingitupwiththekenways, via tontonbomb)

tunaofthesea:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos

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(via tontonbomb)

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via olddigger)

jayeski asked: you're so cute and tan and pretty and perfect and amazing and lovable and funny and smart and i love your fucking guts.

I fucking love youuuu. :)

bertmccrackalaken:

OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

(via obamasbigblackcock)

badwolfsherloki-d:

silverslices:

Everyone’s got a gay cousin.

If you don’t have a gay cousin, there’s a chance you might BE the gay cousin.

fUCK

(via lgbtuptheass)