Jess · 23 · NY · taken

I have an amazing boyfriend.

I'm happier than I have ever been in my entire life.

ask + my face + personal + random
spicyroll:

boop
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glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

(via easybaeoven)

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a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude, via noivenevermetyou)

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armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL
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cornerof5thandvermouth:

YA KNOW YA MAKE ME WANNA

KICK MY HEELS UP AND

THROW MY HANDS UP AND

THROW MY HEAD BACK AND

(via jayeski)

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IF you don’t like Die Antwoord go away.

(Source: zissoudiver, via zef-kat)

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