imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
i love how everyone is like “one direction is about to break up because of their crazy fans” nah son they’re about to break up because they’re a bunch of grown ass men singing songs that cater to teenage girls
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way