Jess · 22 · NY · taken

I have an amazing boyfriend.

I'm happier than I have ever been in my entire life.

ask + my face + personal + random
orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

(via winterwildflowers)

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accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via sky--lighted)

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lzbth:

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

(via vicdorable)

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vicdorable:

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kimmymuthafuckinjohnson:

jeremyisasexgod:

girl in pink with skinny chicken legs but a fat booty 
girl in brown using her hands to help her booty flow in the same motion as her hands
the boy who top half aint moving at all but his bottom part is on fire he is the twerk master
then the girl scratching her coochie on the right
fuck this gif is just too good 

girl in brown is conducting the orchestra.
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anatomyofaburnout:

if you’re gay and live in oklahoma and don’t call yourself an oklahomo then what the fuck are you doing with your life

(via hi-im-orgasmic)

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joincidence-with-a-c:

whyd you only reblog me when youre high

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

(via fuckmestupid)

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itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

There’s as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, each of us, a little universe.

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos (via colehemianrapsody)

(Source: ckerouac, via strawberryqtq)

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sweeneyway:

to join the black parade
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