if ur ever mad bc starbucks spelt ur name wrong just remember the starbucks guy wrote jonathan on my cup . my name is leah
Are you suuure they didn’t just give you the wrong cup?
Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”
What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?
do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go
"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"